zerobotic
amtrak-official

Fuck it, Urbanism hot take night, none of you bitches actually know what gentrification is

amtrak-official

Those dilapidated warehouses being demolished and turned into a restaurant or an apartment complex is not gentrification

amtrak-official

No, that man with a metrosexual haircut wearing airpods on the bus is not gentrifying your neighborhood, he is a person, not the American socio-economic landscape

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@clearancecreedwatersurvival You'd be surprised how many people fail to grasp this

amtrak-official

Like people will see affordable housing being built and say "Gentrification" because it's a 5 over 1 and has modern architecture

amtrak-official

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@timelineman-of-titors-edge A 5 over 1 is this bitch, the most hated architecture in the nation:

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They are incredibly cheap to build apartment buildings with the current building codes. They are called 5 over 1's because they are 5 floors with wooden frames over a concrete base

amtrak-official

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Shout out to someone finally getting the point of this post

zerobotic
the-faultofdaedalus

magic system where “dark magic” and “light magic” are literal terms - dark magic consumes photons, making an area around the spell visibly darker, sometimes to an Extreme extent, and light magic releases photons.

because of this most dark mages tend to work in very brightly-lit areas (either artificial light or outside in the daytime) to fuel their spells and wear and use lightly coloured clothes and tools so that they’re easier to see in the dimness their spells create, whereas light mages wear heavy, sometimes leaden robes (depending on the work being done) and the magical equivalent of welding masks to protect themselves from what can be an extreme amount of light, and sometimes other kinds of electromagnet radiation!

needless to say this is incredibly confusing for anyone unfamiliar with the culture

the-faultofdaedalus

due to the fact that both magics react with basically all of the electromagnetic spectrum - not just the visible light part of it - dark magic is enormously useful for radiation protection (uv-eating spellwork as sunscreen, anyone?), but also has the slightly uncomfortable effect of eating infared as well - which does have the effect of making areas around powerful or prolonged dark magic uncomfortably chilly.

nothing that a nice fur coat or enchanted light-magic IR-emitting lamps can't fix!

evilwizard

okay this is some truly genius world-building

confessingwithoutalawyer
kostektyw

Detco movies rated based on how much shit gets exploded / destroyed

  1. The Time-Bombed Skyscraper - the whole premise is about blowing up stuff, but it's shame no trains got got, 7/10
  2. The Fourteenth Target - it's just an underwater restaurant that is pretty out of the way from anything else and we have no prior attachment to. bonus for the helicopter crash, 5/10
  3. The Last Wizard of the Century - an entire castle does get burned down, but it's no explosion, 6/10
  4. Captured in Her Eyes - just some regular old murder, 0/10
  5. Countdown to Heaven - truly a 9/11 movie. point detracted for leaving the second tower intact, 8/10
  6. The Phantom of Baker Street - the entire thing takes place in VR, so it shouldn't even count, but no one even gets their brain blown up :( 0/10
  7. Crossroad in the Ancient Capital - somehow nothing gets bombed or destroyed? Conan tries a little arson but is unsuccessful, -1/10
  8. Magician of the Silver Sky - a plane gets somewhat mistreated, 2/10
  9. Strategy Above the Depths - a whole damn ship sinks, it's all very dramatic, 9/10
  10. The Private Eyes' Requiem - despite the constant threat of exploding people, barely anything gets exploded. half a point for Kid using a gun on some windows, 1.5/10
  11. Jolly Roger in the Deep Azure - i guess they do find that ancient pirate ship and it immediately falls apart, 5/10
  12. Full Score of Fear - plenty of shit gets blown up including a concert hall while no one inside realizes anything's wrong. you'd think they'd have some fire warning system in place, 10/10
  13. The Raven Chaser - sadly no explosions, but the tower gets shot at hard, and the helicopter does not end up fine, tho no actual crash on screen, 5/10
  14. The Lost Ship in the Sky - only a research facility we don't care about gets exploded in the opening, and that airship barely gets scratched up, 4/10
  15. Quarter of Silence - we have a train exploding out of a tunnel, a dam blown to smithereens, and an avalanche, what more could you want, 10/10
  16. The Eleventh Striker - who can say no to some exploding stadiums, great movie for people who hate football, 8/10
  17. Private Eye in the Distant Sea - just a rando ship at the beginning, who cares, 1/10
  18. Dimensional Sniper - some police cars and incredibly light bombing of the tower, eh, 3/10
  19. Sunflowers of Inferno - a cool museum gets absolutely demolished, the burning fake sunflowers are a lovely image, plus we got some proper plane mistreatment, 10/10
  20. The Darkest Nightmare - both an explosive car crash at the beginning and a ferris wheel gets extremely destroyed, 9/10
  21. The Crimson Love Letter - lots of explosions, and in beautiful scenery too, 10/10
  22. Zero the Enforcer - destroying shit with a satellite is pretty imaginative, but there was not as much destruction as i hoped, 7/10
  23. The Fist of Blue Sapphire - they're surfing on some iconic Singaporean landmarks, meanwhile an oil ship freely wrecks shit, 11/10
  24. The Scarlet Bullet - i fully admit i have no idea what Masumi and Conan were trying to do, both the train and station ended up looking pretty rough. 10/10
  25. The Bride of Halloween - for a movie about bombs not all that much significant shit gets destroyed, but they do go out in style at least. bonus points for covering Shibuya in goo, 9/10
dcmkYESMy partner and I make a point to see if anything explodes at any point but actual damage or impressiveness is not ranked with usI love this listNeed to watch more of these but so happy by Fist of Blue Sapphire getting 11/10
exuberant-imperfection
allegedly-human

as a teen I was such an expert gaslighter it's insane

one time a friend sent me a prank file saying it was an Ocarina of Times rom hack. It shut down my computer while we were on Skype. Now the thing is, my connection was shite and I was known to disconnect out of nowhere already. When I got back up, instead of acting angry or anything I thanked him and said that it was fucking amazing. I even shared screen and it showed a completely black screen because of course, I'm a black cat with technologies and it wasn't the first time either. The guy was trying to convince me I was pranked so fucking hard and I was like "...no???? It's literally just a game?????" and he ended up opening the file himself to see what was up, shutting down his computer

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chaointe:
“princecharmingtobe:
“cephalopodvictorious:
“queerscout:
“direwolf-distributor:
“filipfatalattractionrblog:
“liluglydudefromdetroit:
“So play like a noob? got it
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You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete...
liluglydudefromdetroit

So play like a noob? got it

filipfatalattractionrblog

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

direwolf-distributor

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

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queerscout

#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???

I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.

cephalopodvictorious

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

princecharmingtobe

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

chaointe

The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.